128 word stories

One day I tried to be friendly. Then I tried to be pleasant. I tried and tried AnD I SUcCEEdeD!! I was the BEST I had NO FLAWS!! But then some dude came over and was like “stop being so op.” Then I did. It sucked. So I just played video games for the rest of my life. The problem though, was that I couldn’t die. I completed all the games. Unsatisfactory at best. I became the ‘Collcoolman’ you see today. Impeccable; grammar. The best. So, in my journey to find entertainment I got a pet cat. It was pretty cool. Then I read fanfiction for the rest of my days.