Otherkind Air RTD

NAME: Max Manson
COLOR: FREEMAN ORANGE #f77000
CREW OR PASSENGER:
POSITION: Flight Attendant
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: An incredibly manly, masculine, individual at 5'5" and 120 lbs. Entirely confident about his sheer maleness and enhances passengers' in-flight experience with utmost macho.
(Crew) THE SPECIAL THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GOT THERE: Sample the manliest parts of Japanese culture like the cultured, manly man he is.
YOUR BEST GUESS ABOUT WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE AIRPLANE: He saw there was some girly cartoon decal on the plane. This probably made the engines blow out of humiliation.
ONE USEFUL THING IN YOUR CARRY-ON LUGGAGE: A can of Secret deodorant spray. It's strong enough for a man, okay?