Post making contest 6.0

urgent thread meeting we need to define what a vegetable is

This post passes rule 2.

*bangs the gong to summon everyone back to the thread for the meeting*

This post passes rule 2.

A vegetable is defined as a carrot or a thing that is less common than a carrot. Obviously.

This post passes rule 2.

oh shit it turns out that was a gong sealing an ancient evil and now we have to fight it to stop it from taking over the world whoops

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

Can we use carrots to do that?

This post passes rule 2.