Post making contest 6.0

Here's some previous posts and judgments, in no particular order (that is a lie).

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Ix, I will support this effort if "the" is made a vowel.
Ix, I will support this effort if "the" is made a vowel.

This post passes rule 2 and almost passes rule 1.

Is Dexter illIs Dexter illIs Dexter illillillIs Dexter ill today?

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

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Pilgrims

Turkey

Thankful

American

Avoiding Topics

This post passes no rules!

Pilgrims

Turkey

Thankful

American

Avoiding Topics

More

This post passes rule 2.

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guess who captured super mario and is holding him hostage

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

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if you wanna post a picture of the horse then do it there's no one to tell you not to any more

This post passes rules 2, 3, and 4.

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b

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

d

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

g

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

j

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

q

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

u

This post passes rule 4.

v

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

w

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

x

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

a

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

e

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

i

This post passes rule 4.

o

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

f

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

g

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

r

>:( This post passes rule 4 and 5.

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This post passes rule 5.

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thanksgiving thanksgiving thanksgiving
turkey turkey cranberry punkin pie whip cream stuffing apple cider

I feel like this post really understands the spirit of Thanksgiving, but it only passes rule 2.