"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

I was playing with a stick in my great aunt's garden and a cop lady came up to me in her motorcycle and said "whats that" and i replied with "my member!!!!!!" Which i thought was the most fucking amazing work of humourous art ever made in the history of mankind itself, a dick joke that didnt even make sense when i woke up and thought about it.
She was like "haha nice one champ, wheres your mom"
And i pointed her to the front door and when she walked in front of me i hit her in the back of the head witb a stick and now i cant believe that the last thing this poor lady heard before she fuckin died was a dick joke.
im mad wheres my refund