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naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
so let’s cut to the chase i know i only have like a week to live and im going to make the most of it ♡u♡

if you know what i mean ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
At this rate it’s going to be shorter than that. c:<

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
no it’s quite long actually ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
That’s the worst thing you’ve said to me thus far. c:<

breeding season -
Now THAT is what I call good drive. -w-

I approve. -w-

doggy style -
This is the opposite of good for the gene pool, sir. :V

breeding season -
I do not think so! I did not notice any defects from them at the meeting! -w-

doggy style -
:V

You know what, of course you’re right, sir, never mind. =V

tiger in the sheets -
I’m not letting the F-classes get turned in that fucking direction. I’d rather they fucking die. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i’d like to get turned in a fucking direction ♡u♡

tiger in the sheets -
Eugh. >:3

honey bunny -
Euhhhhhh do you have to talk like that? OwO

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
would you rather i be screaming your name ♡u♡

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horny -
Guys no this is too funny. :)

breeding season -
I hate to agree with a defect like you, but I concur! They were clearly leading up to something! -w-

horny -
Thanks. :)

bonedaddy -
I’m turning my phone off. -mO

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i can help you turn something else on instead ♡u♡

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sugar gunshow -
Look, do you actually have anything constructive to say or are you just going to keep pestering us. c:<

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i did get picked from a lottery to be killed so im not sure what you expected sugar ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
Don’t call me that. c:<

horny -
Yeah O-12 you’re making him blush. :)

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
oh i can do a lot more than that ♡u♡

horny -
See O-X, they’re perfect for breaking you out of your shell. :)

sugar gunshow -
Don’t you all have work you should be doing rather than behaving like smitten children. c:<

leg day -
uvu

tiger in the sheets -
Yeah, shouldn’t you be hurrying up and fucking dying, O-12. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
shouldn’t you be hurrying up and fucking o-12 ♡u♡

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naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
anyway what im trying to say is ♡u♡

i wanna play a game ♡u♡

tiger in the sheets -
I fucking don’t. >:3

sugar gunshow -
I’m going to stop you right there. We’re all passing on that. c:<

horny -
(He’s lying, he’s really into you. :) )

sugar gunshow -
This is a textual conversation, Princess. I can see even when you type in brackets. c:<

horny -
(That’s basically a confession, go for it dude. :) )

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i think you’ll all like it ♡u♡

see im gonna let you all vote for who im going to flirt with next, specifically ♡u♡

instead of just all of you. youre welcome ♡u♡

breeding season -
Hmm! I think from what I saw, O-12 is a muscled type. Good drive, good strength… -w-

I think they would go well with O-X! -w-

sugar gunshow -
No, O-3, I think they’d make a much better mix with you. Definitely flirt with her, O-12. c:<

breeding season -
Don’t be stupid! You don’t mix defects with good breeding stock! -w-

sugar gunshow -
Really, I insist. You’d make a great match. c:<

horny -
Ooh, O-5, how do you feel about hunks in flannel? :)

leg day -
No thanks mate. Feel like O-6 might be more into that sort of thing. uvu

horny -
Neo, how could I be so blind? You’re right. Flirt with O-6, O-12. Get that sexy tiger. :)

bonedaddy -
I agree. Go for O-6. That is surely bound to turn out just as you deserve it to. -m-

tiger in the sheets -
What the fuck. >:3

doggy style -
You must admit, Your Excellence, your genes would be an exceptional match. =U

breeding season -
You might actually be right! It is possible O-12’s drive would overcome O-6’s abominable laziness! -w-

tiger in the sheets -
I’m breaking your fucking phone, O-7. >:3

doggy style -
Just think, sir. Your combined build would make marvellously strong offspring. Tall, muscular, driven as O-3 says... overall a perfect template for an F class. :V

horny -
Flirt! Flirt! Flirt! Flirt! :)

tiger in the sheets -
Absolutely fucking not. I wouldn’t let a piece of shit like this even get near my fucking genes. >:3

They can just die unfucked. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
whoa keep talking like that baby it’s kind of hot ♡u♡

i wanna see your peacock -
hey anybody in this thread smoke weed :D

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tiger in the sheets -
No we’re fucking not. What we’re talking about is how O-12 is going to die an even earlier fucking death than a week if they keep going like this. >:3

i wanna see your peacock -
well, they can’t do it before tonight. :D

well, i guess they can; for it is certain that neither notail nor nature would ever have a say in the end of a life except to make it happen. never to stop it. :D

still. :D

i’m throwing a party tonight, and you’re all invited. :D

especially o-12. they’ll be quite the help. :D

horny -
Sounds fun. :)

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you’re invited too. :D

bonedaddy -
I am uninviting myself. I have experiments to perform. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you’re extra invited now. :D

bonedaddy -
Now I’m extra uninvited. -m-

sugar gunshow -
Sure, O-2. I’ll be there. Mostly to make sure it doesn’t get as out of control as last time. c:<

I think they’re still cleaning up the scorch marks. c:<

i wanna see your peacock -
the burn of the alcohol will only ever be outmatched by the flame of the bonfire. :D

@o-8, come to the party. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
i’ll let you do a talk about science to everyone. :D

bonedaddy -
I hate being around people. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you can do it from my house. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
there is a weird thing in my drawer you could do science on. also booze and weed. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

You notice that the sky outside the window at home hasn’t changed so far, even though you first saw it at morning, then evening, and then morning again. The P classes did tell you to message them if you found any bugs, so you open up the chat client and start typing.

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G-SUCC: Hey I found a bug. :’3
G-SUCC: The sky outside the window doesn’t change with the time of day, it’s really messing with my immersion here. :’3
ittybittykitty: shit =w=
G-SUCC: Master programmers can’t even get the fucking sky to change right. :’3
slipperdipper: Look at it this way succ-man =w=
slipperdipper: We make sure the game doesnt do big things like explode into a billion bits of data in your computer so you can ream us for the little things =w=
G-SUCC: Yeah you managed that but if you can’t get the little things right what’s the fucking point. :’3
ittybittykitty: just tell us what ur o-12 was set to and we’ll fix it lmao =w=
G-SUCC: F class, flannel, flannel, some more flannel, gay, and uhh I picked the treehouse. :’3
slipperdipper: Man of course its the treehouse =w=
ittybittykitty: ikr lmfao =w=
slipperdipper: Its like that thing is blessed I s2n =w=
ittybittykitty: yea lmfao like for a joke we hid a t-pose sprite in the files but it kept showing up here even tho nothing should ever trigger it =w=
ittybittykitty: hey send us ur save file and we’ll fix it in the 2nd build =w=
G-SUCC: Okay, I can do that. :’3
G-SUCC: Where would you guys be without me tbh. :’3
slipperdipper: Probably like the same but w/ five headaches less =w=
G-SUCC: </3 :’3
ittybittykitty: <3 =w=