RE: Venteux Services
01-24-2013, 11:37 PM
Ross_Varn;7012845 Wrote:> Kit : Disarm assailant
It's kinda hard to do that when I'm flat on my back on the bottom of a ta--
...Nevermind.
...Nevermind.
Recyth;7010559 Wrote:> Momentum: Ensue
>Momentum ensu---what?!
Kit: "HEY! How are you not falling off! That's cheating!"
???: "Shut-up! You damn interlopers! Goddamn, my mask! How did you kick through an inch of steel?!"
Kit: "HEY! How are you not falling off! That's cheating!"
???: "Shut-up! You damn interlopers! Goddamn, my mask! How did you kick through an inch of steel?!"
Ross_Varn;7012845 Wrote:> Aera : Begin interrogation on roof of high-speed taxi to a probably-unconscious individual that you just knocked out with your heel.
Aera: "A better question would be why you would bother wearing that hunk of junk. But, I would assume that you have some other special trick."
???: "Hehe! That's right! You may be strong, but that alone won't be enough to defeat me!"
Aera: "Wild Welder, is that right?"
Wild Welder: "Oh? You know who I am? My reputation precedes me."
Aera: "No, it's just that the Bureau's got a bounty on your slimy head, and I happen to be running a little low on cash."
Wild Welder: "Ha! A warrior of Mercenaire will never fall to a greenhorn like you!"
Aera: "Mercenaire? Isn't that--"
Kit: "MAY I REMIND YOU THAT WE ARE STILL CURRENTLY HURTLING AT A SPEED OF EIGHTY OVER A THOUSAND FEET?! CAN YOU JUST BEAT HIM UP ALREADY?"
Aera: "With pleasure!"
???: "Hehe! That's right! You may be strong, but that alone won't be enough to defeat me!"
Aera: "Wild Welder, is that right?"
Wild Welder: "Oh? You know who I am? My reputation precedes me."
Aera: "No, it's just that the Bureau's got a bounty on your slimy head, and I happen to be running a little low on cash."
Wild Welder: "Ha! A warrior of Mercenaire will never fall to a greenhorn like you!"
Aera: "Mercenaire? Isn't that--"
Kit: "MAY I REMIND YOU THAT WE ARE STILL CURRENTLY HURTLING AT A SPEED OF EIGHTY OVER A THOUSAND FEET?! CAN YOU JUST BEAT HIM UP ALREADY?"
Aera: "With pleasure!"
Ross_Varn;7012845 Wrote:> Aera : Pin attacker down
Aera: "Taaaaaake THIS!"
Wild Welder: "Not a chance!"
Aera: "Uwaa!"
Wild Welder: "Now let me show you the power of MY kick!"
Lena: "Miss Venteux!"
Kit: "Boss!"
Aera: "AAAAAH! YOU ASS! GET OFF! RRRRRRRgh! Why can't I move?! Wait, is that--"
Wild Welder: "Heh, it seems you've finally noticed my boot. I've attached a rare type of Elemain on it, giving me shoes magnetic properties! It's been great use for ambushing prey like you from above."
Wild Welder: "Not a chance!"
Aera: "Uwaa!"
Wild Welder: "Now let me show you the power of MY kick!"
Lena: "Miss Venteux!"
Kit: "Boss!"
Aera: "AAAAAH! YOU ASS! GET OFF! RRRRRRRgh! Why can't I move?! Wait, is that--"
Wild Welder: "Heh, it seems you've finally noticed my boot. I've attached a rare type of Elemain on it, giving me shoes magnetic properties! It's been great use for ambushing prey like you from above."
BreadProduct;7010593 Wrote:> I know there is probably better things to worry about but the damage to this taxi is probably going on your bill pile.
Fuade;7013692 Wrote:>Have driver do a flip
Ok, ok, ok ok ok ok ok what do what do what do what do.....I got it!
Kit: "Lena! Hold on tight to something!"
I quickly make my way to the driver, who's busy gripping his wheel with an extremely tight vice-grip.
Kit: "I need you to do something!"
Driver: "I'm a little busy trying to NOT DIE!"
Kit: "I need you to flip this taxi!"
Driver: "ARE YOU NUTS KID?!"
Kit: "Look! I'll reimburse you for damages to your taxi! Just do it!"
Driver: "Oh..alright. Mm, this reminds me of my army days. Just hold on tight!!"
Wild Welder: "Now! It's time to get rid of you and-- WWWWHOAASAASDFAARGASHAG"
Wild Welder: "AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IMGOINGTOBAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!"
Kit: "Lena! Hold on tight to something!"
I quickly make my way to the driver, who's busy gripping his wheel with an extremely tight vice-grip.
Kit: "I need you to do something!"
Driver: "I'm a little busy trying to NOT DIE!"
Kit: "I need you to flip this taxi!"
Driver: "ARE YOU NUTS KID?!"
Kit: "Look! I'll reimburse you for damages to your taxi! Just do it!"
Driver: "Oh..alright. Mm, this reminds me of my army days. Just hold on tight!!"
Wild Welder: "Now! It's time to get rid of you and-- WWWWHOAASAASDFAARGASHAG"
Wild Welder: "AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IMGOINGTOBAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!"
(01-22-2013, 10:24 PM)fakeimpostor Wrote: »Guys look out you are about to run into something!
Lena: "Look out for that bridge!!!"
The Driver suddenly snaps out of his fear and quickly stops the roll, causing everyone to hurtle towards the side. They nearly miss the bridge, but the trip in whole has left the Wild Welder in pain, which gives Aera an opportunity.
Aera: "Alright, asshole, time to give you the boot!"
Suddenly, the Wild Welder's right foot is wailing in the air, the rest of him barely holding on to the taxi by his left shoe. He suddenly realizes his dire predicament as he sees Aera towering over him, a glint of revenge in her eyes.
Wild Welder: "Wha-MY ELEMAIN. WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT YOU...YOU MONSTER?"
Aera: "Wouldn't you like to know. But, from the looks of it, I guess it couldn't take your assholery. But I can take care of that."
Wild Welder: "WAIT! STOP! MERCY! MEEEEEEERCYYYYYYY"
Aera: "Mercy? After telling my employee you were going to kill him? After making my client fear you? And after calling me a monster? I don't think so. Now, clench you teeth!"
Wild Welder: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kit: "Aera, you alright?"
Aera: "Yeah. But it sucks that we couldn't take him and interrogate him. And that bounty too..."
Kit: "Well at least the worst is over."
....Why are we slowing down? And falling?
Driver: "WHAT THE HELL?"
Kit: "WHAT? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG THIS TIME?!?!?!"
Driver: "The Thrusters....the Elemain powering them just...poof'd!"
Kit: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
Driver: "IT MEANS HOLD ON TIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE FALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
>_
The Driver suddenly snaps out of his fear and quickly stops the roll, causing everyone to hurtle towards the side. They nearly miss the bridge, but the trip in whole has left the Wild Welder in pain, which gives Aera an opportunity.
Aera: "Alright, asshole, time to give you the boot!"
Suddenly, the Wild Welder's right foot is wailing in the air, the rest of him barely holding on to the taxi by his left shoe. He suddenly realizes his dire predicament as he sees Aera towering over him, a glint of revenge in her eyes.
Wild Welder: "Wha-MY ELEMAIN. WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT YOU...YOU MONSTER?"
Aera: "Wouldn't you like to know. But, from the looks of it, I guess it couldn't take your assholery. But I can take care of that."
Wild Welder: "WAIT! STOP! MERCY! MEEEEEEERCYYYYYYY"
Aera: "Mercy? After telling my employee you were going to kill him? After making my client fear you? And after calling me a monster? I don't think so. Now, clench you teeth!"
Wild Welder: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kit: "Aera, you alright?"
Aera: "Yeah. But it sucks that we couldn't take him and interrogate him. And that bounty too..."
Kit: "Well at least the worst is over."
....Why are we slowing down? And falling?
Driver: "WHAT THE HELL?"
Kit: "WHAT? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG THIS TIME?!?!?!"
Driver: "The Thrusters....the Elemain powering them just...poof'd!"
Kit: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
Driver: "IT MEANS HOLD ON TIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE FALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
>_