Another Me - Your number has been called!

> Hold up... What if instead of you going to the birds, you make the birds come to you? Think about it, all the supplies you need (nets, bread, plastic forks) are in the walmart. The birds would scare everyone away so you don't have to wait in line and while they're eating horrible, cheap walmart bread, you can catch them at your leisure.



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Somehow, you get the feeling Clo wouldn't like this idea you just had. Not that YOU think it's a great idea! Those birds are pretty big! Someone could get hurt!

It sure would be nice if you didn't have to wait in line, though. And if Max was here, maybe you could teach him a lesson!

... Alright, enough of those thoughts. You're not supposed to fight fire with fire.

> ...Well, Effy's not back yet. Time to, um... catch... the birds???

CLOVER: Fuck! What now??
CLOVER: WHAT NOW???
SELENA: Well, I don't know. Try saying hi.
CLOVER: What?! What kind of--
SELENA: I mean, they're not attacking you! Isn't that a good start?

It's true. You've had worse experiences with non-demonic birds.

CLOVER: Alright... Uh...
BIRD?: CAW!

CLOVER: WHAT THE FUCK?!
SELENA: Oooh my god, look at you!
BIRD?: Ca-CAW!
CLOVER: Wh--
SELENA: I'd say we're about as good as done! As soon as your friend gets back, we can just herd them into the nets~
CLOVER: No! Y-Ya don't know that, it's just one of these damn things...!
MANY BIRDS?: Ca-CAAAAW!