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[21:32:07] <BestTeaMaker> what is centrelink?
[21:32:15] <bigro> welfare
[21:32:53] <bigro> guys that make being a bum a profitable industry
[21:33:44] <bigro> *u*
[21:33:55] <@Slornj> Bumming is a noble profession, and I won't hear you say a word against it
[21:34:17] <Chwoka> the oldest profession
[21:34:33] <BestTeaMaker> i thought that was prostitution
[21:34:53] <Chwoka> no, being unemployed is the oldest profession
[21:35:14] <Chwoka> the first protazoa were lazy shiftless bums with no jobs
[21:35:29] <@Slornj> Prostitution was the first career
[21:35:50] <Chwoka> indeed, we were all bums until someone decided to trade sex for desirable goods
[21:36:11] <Chwoka> singlehandedly inventing capitalism
[21:36:16] <Chwoka> thanks, reagan >:(
[21:36:28] <bigro> you owe everything to some whore yanno
[21:37:01] <@Slornj> That is
[21:37:07] <@Slornj> Entirely funnier than I ought to find it