Post making contest 6.0

Apparently it's not entirely vowels.

a passes rule 5, e passes rule 5, o passes rule 5; i and u don't.

This post passes rule 3.

a'm only anterested an the evens

This post passes no rules.

I don't know what it's going to mean if that does or doesn't pass Rule 5.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.