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> Kit: Calmly assess situation.

> Kit: ACTUALLY SCREW THAT YOUR RIDE WAS JUST ATTACKED PANIC

>PANIC



Kit: "OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD"

Lena: "AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEIKK!"

Driver: "MY CAR!! WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOON"

Kit(!) You are off to a good start, Justifying my Arbitrary Exclaimationage. Now, Continue earning the Shoutpole and Go Beat up your assailants. Ignore the fact they have what appears to be a Laser for the moment. This fact is irrelevant

ARE YOU CRAZY?! I AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT THAT.

>Can you even tell what that is?

It looks like some sort of arc welder. Studded with Elemain. Great, THIS WEIRDO HAS A SUPER-POWERED ARC WELDER AND IS GOING TO KILL US.

Lena --> Calmly mention the terrible thugs / Jealous romantic interests that are after you as well. They won't be a problem, right Kit? You did agree to the job already. . .

Kit: "HOW IMPORTANT IS THIS RING?!?!"

Lena: "IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE TO TRY AND KILL US MIDFLIGHT!"

Kit: "AND YOU DIDN'T MENTION THIS BECAUSE...."

Lena: "I DIDN'T WANT TO SCARE YOU OFF!"

Kit: "WELL, THAT FAILED."

> Open the door to reveal TERRIFYING HEIGHTS!!!

>Forget that this is a air taxi.

Kit + Lena: Evacuate the car.

I WARNED YOU

I TOLD YOU

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME

YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOUNG MANLADY

NOW BAIL

DUCK AND ROLL! EVASIVE MEASURES! JUMP OUT THE TAXI!

???: "I wouldn't think of escaping. As you can see, we are more than a thousand feet in the air. Unless you want me to sabotage the thrusters, you'll answer my question."

Kit: "H-Hey! Let go!"



???: "Now, tell me where the ring is!"

Kit: "I DON'T KNOW!"

???: "Well, now, that's a shame. Looks like you're of no use to me. Away you--"

Lena: "WAIT! I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I HID THE RING. Just leave him alone!"

???: "Oh? Well, look at that, kid. Missus is trying to save you. Unfortunately, your brother has hired me to take the ring and eliminate all witnesses."

Lena froze. Whoever her brother is, he must be quite the scumbag. Not that I could do anything about it, not when being held in the air by a arc-welder-wielding psycho.

Oh man, where's Aera?!

> Aera: Warp in and kick attacker in face.

Aera: "Hey! Metalface!"

??? "Who's ---"



??? "WHAT THE--"



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