Post making contest 6.0

i'm only interested in slither dog the world's most perfectly smooth dog

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he can fit through the tiniest of cracks and he's very interested in stealing your lunch

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slither dog's two main priorities:

• stealing your lunch
  
• reassembling all your communications into meaningless garbo

do not believe his lies

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But I already ate lunch today.

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you may have foiled him for one day but slither dog does not give up easily

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I have the perfect plan.

This is my new meal schedule:

-breakfast
-brunch
-fremp
-afternoon snack
-dinner
-Breakfast 2: Break Faster

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slither dog is thwarted this time. he slithers back to his lair but who knows what terrible schemes he may be concocting in there

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perhaps even.... buying his own lunch??

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