here's where you post the legally-mandated character sheets

Name: Dj CAWlid
Genre: music n shiz, man
Genus: a fuckin bird, that's what homie
Gender: Hell yeah, dogg
[b]Age (In bird years): This many
Height (In bird metres): like 5 or 6
Width: like 5 or 6
Beak length: yes!
Mirrorshades
Favorite song: rap song with swaerng
Cyberware implants: 120% bird, yo
Occupation: swagmaster 24/7
Quarterly Earnings: like a shizzle ton, bro
Equipment: my love
Political Compass Location:in my heart
Crew Name: Famsquawk

Stats:

HP: 420 (does dj Khalid do the marojueenies aw fuck)
AP: i agree
MP (magic power): MOTIVATION
MP (mind power): SMART
MP (member of parliament): LOYAL
THAC0: :thinking_emoji:

Physical. big boy
BODY: larg
AGILITY: sit
REACTION: chemical
STRENGTH: in motivational speeches

Mental. SMART
WILL: LOYAL
LOGIC: YES
INTUITION: I believe
CHARISMA: for you

Special. famsquawk summon
EDGE: all curves, baby
CYBER: Twitter
EGGS: im in a relationship, man, chill
SPIRIT: OF COURSE

Biography:You smart.
You loyal.
You’re grateful.

I appreciate that.
Go buy your momma a house.
Go buy your whole family houses.
Put this money in your savings account.
Go spend some money for no reason.
Come back and ask for more.