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Name: clαɴdeѕтyɴe нoɴĸ
Genre: Dark Synthwave
Genus: TeknoBranta
Gender: ?️lease
[b]Age (In bird years): 300 nanogoosewaves/min
Height (In bird metres): don't worry about it guy
Width: 2.24 megalithic yards
Beak length: 110 cm
Trenchcoat
Favorite song: this one.
Cyberware implants:
Occupation: stay at home wasteland comber
Quarterly Earnings: .3431215213 cybrozouf
Equipment: BIG60, flashlight taped to helmet, $56 "samurai sword" set bought at cybermonday sale
Political Compass Location: anarcho-techno-hoxhaist
Crew Name: 『g』『⊕』『⊕』『s』『e』『s』『q』『u』『a』『d』『1』『3』『3』『7』

Stats:

HP: BIG/LARGE
AP: chosen w/ quicktime event
MP (magic power): .5/.56
MP (mind power): 6/66
MP (member of parliament): ENVER
THAC0: 4 < 7

Physical.
BODY: AUGMENTED
AGILITY: ALSO AUGMENTED
REACTION: HARD TO SEE OUT OF HELMET
STRENGTH: HELLA SWOLE

Mental.
WILL: FOR THE BIRDEOPLE
LOGIC: AND/OR GATE
INTUITION: RTD BASED
CHARISMA: NEEDS A SHOWER

Special.
EDGE: DUAL SLASH
CYBER: HACKING BULLET
EGGS: VERY LARGE
SPIRIT: L33TSH0T

Biography: Crawling out of the irradiated cyberwastes of Southern Canada after the Fifth Quebec Inquisition clαɴdeѕтyɴe нoɴĸ found a new life waiting after the annual migration to the Southyrn Lands met with a trip of fate that left them with big, buff arms. Now they can be found on the outskirts of any scumhive, waiting for brozouf or a cheap drink, whichever can be found first.