here's where you post the legally-mandated character sheets

fine.

Name: SWOLETURE
Genre: Sports Magazines
Genus: Turkey Vulture
Gender: Yes please
Age (In bird years): like, 25
Height (In bird metres): 6 filthy american feet tall
Width: swole
Beak length: enough to satisfy
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat nothing at all
Favorite song: idk lol
Cyberware implants: steroids haha nope definitely doesn't take those
Occupation: baywatch lifeguard and/or carrion eater
Quarterly Earnings: more than you
Equipment: only THESE GUNS YEAH BABY
Political Compass Location: [Image: Z3gTHK4.jpg]
Crew Name: SWOLETURE'S BUFFZZARDS

Stats:

HP: 150
AP: 200
MP (magic power): 0
MP (mind power): 3
MP (member of parliament): Arnold Schwarzenegger
THAC0: i DO like some THAC0s on the beach. guy i know makes the best.

Physical.
BODY: off the charts
AGILITY: off the charts
REACTION: off the charts
STRENGTH: off the charts

Mental.
WILL: like, 10
LOGIC: 5
INTUITION: 7.6
CHARISMA: WAY off the charts

Special.
EDGE: do these cutting-edge muscles count?
CYBER: nope
EGGS: two
SPIRIT: self

Biography: