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Name: Orb
Genre: Sphere
Genus: Round
Gender: Probably not
Age (In bird years): 3.14
Height: 4
Width: 4 (orb)
Beak length: ;)
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat:
Favorite song: Ba-dum dum dum dum dum dum da da da dummm ba da da dum dum ba dum dum da, ba-dum dum dum ba-ba-ba dum
Cyberware implants: Technologically cloaked legs and wings
Occupation: Paralegal assassin
Quarterly Earnings: Sell Sell Sell!
Equipment: Wears the contents of a medical kit at all times
Political Compass Location: Weast
Crew Name: good times

Stats:

HP: 12
AP: 0.45
MP (magic power): 20%
MP (mind power): 800
MP (member of parliament): 16
THAC0: B-

Physical.
BODY: It's alright
AGILITY: Not great
REACTION: Pretty good
STRENGTH: Could use improvement

Mental.
WILL: Everything to be bequeathed to whoever was responsible for the death
LOGIC: If someone took the effort to finish them off then they probably deserve all of that stuff anyway
INTUITION: Hard to figure out who it would be because there's a lot of options
CHARISMA: See previous answer

Special.
EDGE: Spheres dont have edges
CYBER: 69
EGGS: Full of 'em
SPIRIT: Engaged

Biography:
One day someone put bandages and cybernetic implants on a snowbird and it came to life and now its employed as an assassin because everyone's got bills to pay on this bitch of an earth