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Name: Ester Hawkward
Genre: Easy listening.
Genus: Elysia
Gender: maybe.
Age (In MEN years): 48
Height (In MEN metres): 12
Width: 6
Beak length: The correct length.
Poorly fitted suit.
Favorite song: 5 hr loop of ocean sounds, it helps Ester sleep.
Cyberware implants: Neck down, pure cyberware to help with business.
Occupation: Financial Management.
Quarterly Earnings: Not enough.
Equipment: Two briefcases for maximum business.
Political Compass Location: Wherever it should be.
Crew Name: Radcoolword

Stats:

HP: Ha.
AP: No.
MP (magic power): I wish.
MP (mind power): Maybe a bit.
MP (member of parliament): Also wish.
THAC0: 21

Physical.
BODY: -4
AGILITY: Really good actually.
REACTION: -24
STRENGTH: 0

Mental.
WILL: -44
LOGIC: 10
INTUITION: -64
CHARISMA: -444

Special.
EDGE: Soft.
CYBER: Most.
EGGS: None, they would get in the way of work anyway.
SPIRIT: Ha. again.

Biography: Ester Hawkward has spent half of their life doing something that is mind numbing and spirit breaking, it's time for some sort of change. They will take any out at this point no matter what it involves. Please.