here's where you post the legally-mandated character sheets

Name: Tom Robin
Genre: Nonfiction
Genus: Erithacus
Gender: please
Age (In bird years): 19
Height (In bird metres): 1.73 bm.
Width: 0.6 bm.
Beak length: *blush* that's... too forward...
Beak Ring
Favorite song: Anything playing in reverse with the sound of rain pasted over it
Cyberware implants: 18%
Occupation: Farmwing / Tourist
Quarterly Earnings: 10k-45k grey grubs, 2k-3k brown worms, 0-2 gold worms, dental
Equipment: Swift Blade +3, Hidden Razor +1, Partial Grappling and Speed Bionics
Political Compass Location: Up up down down left right left A B (Start)
Crew Name: Fingers

Stats:

HP: 36/36
AP: 1/1
MP (magic power): 10/10
MP (mind power): 4/4
MP (member of parliament): ????/???? [your identification level is too low]
THAC0: N/A

Physical.
BODY: Yes
AGILITY: +++
REACTION: Good
STRENGTH: Strong in the Real Way

Mental.
WILL: Yes
LOGIC: Lacking
INTUITION: Yes
CHARISMA: ++++

Special.
EDGE: No
CYBER: Ish
EGGS: +++++++++++++++++ (Caviar)
SPIRIT: ??? [see previous note]

[/b]Biography:[/b] Tom Robin is a simple country folk, nothing more to it. He's been thrust into the city due to a few secret mandates recently voiced by The Highest Pigeon.