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Name: Greasy Gail
Genre: Neoclassical Grimecore
Genus:Necrosyrtes
Gender: No
Age (In bird years): 8
Height (In bird metres):9
Width:2ft
Beak length: 2cm
Goggles
Favorite song: Knights Of Cydonia- Muse
Cyberware implants: Mechanical Eye. Mechanical Body.
Occupation: Tour Guide
Quarterly Earnings: £20 per quarter.
Equipment: Big Gun, Virtual Reality Headset
Political Compass Location:
Crew Name: Kanye Cutters

Stats:

HP: 8/8
AP: 6 (neural skillwires)
MP (magic power): 0
MP (mind power): 0
MP (member of parliament): 1
THAC0: 45

Physical.
BODY: 12
AGILITY:12
REACTION: 6
STRENGTH: 15

Mental.
WILL: 4
LOGIC: 2
INTUITION: 6
CHARISMA: 9

Special.
EDGE: Hot Topic
CYBER: very, very tough.
EGGS: none, but hopes to get some.
SPIRIT: firey

Biography: Greasy was born in this city, and they will die before they leave it. Only fool's cross someone with a gun as big as this. Unfortunately for greasy, this subforum is cluck fool of fulls.