Thread where you just shout in general because I wanna do that

Maybe a race of aliens come down upon this spinning ball of dirt and are like "yo we come in peace lol" and some person would go "hey we should play some music to them!!" And they pull out the trombone, in front of everybody, start playin some orchestra type of shiz, and after 5 minutes of straight loud trombone, he puts it down only to see aliens staring at him with fear in their eyes like zoop there goes humanity we all die via trombone