The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Army) Forage wildly and madly.
(Stew Ingredients) Be somewhat odd.
(Stew Ingredients) Include: Six drops of the Essence of Terror, five drops of Sinister Sauce, and a touch of Tincture of Tenderness.
(Soldier) Admit that you raided the potions chest at the Chapel.
(Adler) Produce that most feared of creatures...a Stew Golem.
(Feral wolves) Try to flee the Stew Golem.
(Stew Golem) Catch the wolves. Eat them. Get bigger.
(Stew Golem) Act like a little kid, in some ways.