RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
01-15-2013, 10:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-15-2013, 10:45 PM by Crowstone.)
i peed myself a little
let me tell you about my commute
so it's all pretty normal, class got out fifteen minutes early, and then i will take the 46 bus to the metro station and then 37 bus to the entrance to my neighborhood and then a five minute walk home.
Except, the first 37 bus leaves the station at 4:00 and it is currently 2:45 so, I decide I'll take the 46 halfway to the combinationpizzahutandtacobell. And I'm super excited but by the time I actually get there all enthusiasm dies.
Side note: On the way there, these scary gangstery looking dudes get on and go all the way to the back where I'm sitting. I mean that's fine but one of them was that guy I told you guys about in december, the one that asked me for money and scared me into giving him 20 dollars. And that guy sits RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, and would definitely see me if he just turns his head 90 degrees, but thankfully he either ignored me or didn't recognize me or didn't notice me or something and they left later, leaving me unharassed.
The menu says quesadilla and drink for 4.29 so I say "i'll take a chicken quesadilla' and the cash register says 3.50 or something and WHOA that's not right!
Oh
They forgot the drink! Better remind them!
Except I don't actually need to get a drink, all i wanted food, but I saw the price was different and I fixed it- but it didn't need to be fixed! Ugh. So now I've got my food and a huge empty cup, and then I go to the bathroom.
So after eating my food and drinking like a liter of fruit punch (i can't just waste the buck i spent on that cup, can I?) I get on the 46 bus again and I arrive at the metro station at 4:05 or something
Dammit. That means I missed the 4 o'clock bus back home. That's okay, sometimes the bus it a little late and I'm not too late either. But it looks like the 4 o'clock bus came on time and has already left, so that's fine, a bus comes every thirty minutes and I can wait to 4:30.
So around 4:30, it turns out I need to pee. And like, 5 busses have slowly approached from the distance, and half of them reveal themselves to be route 96 once they get close enough. I'm rather envious of that stupid route, who's busses come every five minutes, and so damn often that there's sometimes two of them parked at the station waiting for their turn to leave.
But anyways, as I've said, the bus is a little late sometimes so the 4:30 should be here soon.
Twenty five minutes later, I'm getting so damned pissed (literally, sort of) at all the busses that are approaching and turning out to be route 96. Oh look that bus, you can tell by the outside that it's the model without comfy chairs and multiple stories! The 37s are usually like that! But nope! It's a 96 too! They're all 96!
Finally at 4:53, one of the 96 busses that have been parked there since 4:40 turns its lights on and suprisingly, WAIT THAT'S NO 96 IT'S A 37! So it drives closer to its actual stop and I get on, and then the bus driver leaves. Oh. This isn't the 4:30 bus that is unreasonably late, it's the 5 o fucking clock one. So 7 minutes later, it's finally time to leave and I REALLY need to pee now.
But hey it's not all bad! I was afraid that the bus would just drive right by my neighborhood even if I push the button to signal it to stop, like has happened like 5 times before. But it didn't and it let me out where I needed to, so hey, just a five minute walk to go!
On the way, a severed squirrel tail sitting on the side of the road momentarily distracts my concentration, almost making me piss myself.
One minute from my house and I'm scrunching up my face and waddling and I'm getting closer, almost there-
but the ten feet before the actual toilet is the hardest part and as soon as I stop waddling, struggle to unlock the door and take a step in, i pee myself a little and then i run into the toilet and undo my belt and ah i peed myself a little again and now i can finally sit on the toilet and spout curse words.
fuckin asldkfjals;kdfj
should've gone to the bathroom twice at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
shouldn't have gotten a drink in the first place
let me tell you about my commute
so it's all pretty normal, class got out fifteen minutes early, and then i will take the 46 bus to the metro station and then 37 bus to the entrance to my neighborhood and then a five minute walk home.
Except, the first 37 bus leaves the station at 4:00 and it is currently 2:45 so, I decide I'll take the 46 halfway to the combinationpizzahutandtacobell. And I'm super excited but by the time I actually get there all enthusiasm dies.
Side note: On the way there, these scary gangstery looking dudes get on and go all the way to the back where I'm sitting. I mean that's fine but one of them was that guy I told you guys about in december, the one that asked me for money and scared me into giving him 20 dollars. And that guy sits RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, and would definitely see me if he just turns his head 90 degrees, but thankfully he either ignored me or didn't recognize me or didn't notice me or something and they left later, leaving me unharassed.
The menu says quesadilla and drink for 4.29 so I say "i'll take a chicken quesadilla' and the cash register says 3.50 or something and WHOA that's not right!
Oh
They forgot the drink! Better remind them!
Except I don't actually need to get a drink, all i wanted food, but I saw the price was different and I fixed it- but it didn't need to be fixed! Ugh. So now I've got my food and a huge empty cup, and then I go to the bathroom.
So after eating my food and drinking like a liter of fruit punch (i can't just waste the buck i spent on that cup, can I?) I get on the 46 bus again and I arrive at the metro station at 4:05 or something
Dammit. That means I missed the 4 o'clock bus back home. That's okay, sometimes the bus it a little late and I'm not too late either. But it looks like the 4 o'clock bus came on time and has already left, so that's fine, a bus comes every thirty minutes and I can wait to 4:30.
So around 4:30, it turns out I need to pee. And like, 5 busses have slowly approached from the distance, and half of them reveal themselves to be route 96 once they get close enough. I'm rather envious of that stupid route, who's busses come every five minutes, and so damn often that there's sometimes two of them parked at the station waiting for their turn to leave.
But anyways, as I've said, the bus is a little late sometimes so the 4:30 should be here soon.
Twenty five minutes later, I'm getting so damned pissed (literally, sort of) at all the busses that are approaching and turning out to be route 96. Oh look that bus, you can tell by the outside that it's the model without comfy chairs and multiple stories! The 37s are usually like that! But nope! It's a 96 too! They're all 96!
Finally at 4:53, one of the 96 busses that have been parked there since 4:40 turns its lights on and suprisingly, WAIT THAT'S NO 96 IT'S A 37! So it drives closer to its actual stop and I get on, and then the bus driver leaves. Oh. This isn't the 4:30 bus that is unreasonably late, it's the 5 o fucking clock one. So 7 minutes later, it's finally time to leave and I REALLY need to pee now.
But hey it's not all bad! I was afraid that the bus would just drive right by my neighborhood even if I push the button to signal it to stop, like has happened like 5 times before. But it didn't and it let me out where I needed to, so hey, just a five minute walk to go!
On the way, a severed squirrel tail sitting on the side of the road momentarily distracts my concentration, almost making me piss myself.
One minute from my house and I'm scrunching up my face and waddling and I'm getting closer, almost there-
but the ten feet before the actual toilet is the hardest part and as soon as I stop waddling, struggle to unlock the door and take a step in, i pee myself a little and then i run into the toilet and undo my belt and ah i peed myself a little again and now i can finally sit on the toilet and spout curse words.
fuckin asldkfjals;kdfj
should've gone to the bathroom twice at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
shouldn't have gotten a drink in the first place
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