RE: +iny ©at people
11-14-2017, 07:30 PM
FROG-CRIMES: uh...
FROG-CRIMES: Greetings, Rein. It’s wonderful to meet you.
FROG-CRIMES: We are Frog-Crimes, lesser collective deity of Amphibians and Justice.
FROG-CRIMES: We would bow if we were on the physical plane, but we are not.
REIN: Ah, that wouldn’t be necessary anyhow, my friend.
FROG-CRIMES: We see. So, um, we just want to chat a bit, ask some questions if you don’t mind.
FROG-CRIMES: Questions such as, uh, which pronouns should we be using for you?
REIN: That would be it/its pronouns.
FROG-CRIMES: Oh, okay.
FROG-CRIMES: So… we can’t help but take notice of your blindfold and chains. Are you also a god of justice?
REIN: Oh, nothing quite so grand. A Justice domain is wonderful, but I am only a modest deity of Patience and Control.
REIN: The cloth and chains are just my motifs, so you were almost right, my dear.
FROG-CRIMES: Oh, that’s neat! We could definitely use some control, haha.
FROG-CRIMES: What kinds of TCPs do you have?
REIN: Just one so far. A choker-type, it’s turned out more precious than I imagined it would.
REIN: I hope you’re not asking with the intention of devising a strategy against me later?
FROG-CRIMES: Oh, no, just curious!
FROG-CRIMES: Besides, our power levels are off the charts. We wouldn’t need a strategy, because we’d be able to crush you in an instant, pal.
REIN: ...
FROG-CRIMES: That’d be the case if we weren’t really bad at being a collective, anyway. We’re kind of a big joke right now.
> CREATE - PLUSH SPIDERS
> CREATE - CANDY TREASURE
The TCPs are still making their way through the fungeon. They found a door that needs a key, but the key is hidden somewhere, so they’re searching for it. Tubes opens up his laptop to send you a quick ribbit: “hey man how do we open the door, did you see the key anywhere”. He also checks and sees some of your previous ribbits, and notices the one about Fennel, to which he replies “oh yeah i mean we’re having fun now but i think it was messed up over something from earlier? Idk”
It seems like the TCPs are having an okay time so far. They like the new little creatures scuttling around the fungeon, and they can start to smell something sweet coming from behind the locked door...
FROG-CRIMES: So, as we were saying before...
FROG-CRIMES: We’ve just been calling every player before we make any alliances. We’re trying to figure out who’d work best with us, team-wise, you know?
REIN: Completely understandable. I’m the last one you’ve contacted, yes?
FROG-CRIMES: That’s right.
REIN: Well, I’m open to alliances myself, and I’d love to get to know you. It’s been a long time since I’ve met a collective, and I would be more than happy to help you become physical.
REIN: Being a new god, especially a collective, is very challenging, and I'm certain you're very stressed. Mistakes happen, but I know with some guidance you could very well make it out of here and into our little pantheon.
REIN: If you decide to form an alliance with me, do let me know, my friend.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.