Bacon Winfest

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HEY FUCKERS
YOU BEST NOT MESS CUZ BUBSY'S IN THE HOUSE

Name: Bubsy
From: VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHING?
Gender: JUST LOOK AT THIS UNBRIDLED MOUSECULINARITY

Race:

Fig. 1: Bobcat

Text Color: Not Orange
Weapons and Abilities:

Fig. 2: Pretty Much His Only Skill Of Note

Description:

LOOK AT THIS SMUG MUG. HE IS GREAT, PURRFECT EVEN, AND HE CARES WHO KNOWS IT. BUT NOBODY BESIDES HIM IS ANY GOOD, THEY NEED TO EAT CROW (BECAUSE CATS EAT BIRDS THAT IS JOKE).
Biography:

BubsyLite™ With Reduced Obnoxiousness

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Name: Bubsy
From: A video game series made by Accolade, mostly notable for 1) trying to be Sonic and 2) An incredibly bad 3D installment.
Gender: Male
Race: Bobcat
Text Color: #9D1309
Weapons and Abilities: He can glide. You know, like all bobcats. Also I would assume he can use his claws and fangs if he really needs to.
Description: An orange bobcat with big weird eyes and a generally punchworthy look to him. Wears nothing but a shirt with an exclamation mark on it, for whatever reason.

Is smug and self-centered and oblivious to the suffering of others; in other words, generally a douchehorse, yet considers himself a hero for some reason or another. Apparently has a bizarre obsession with "humbling" people despite being, as noted, one smug motherfucker. Also regularly attempts to make puns and one-liners despite being abjectly awful at them.
Biography: After saving his beloved yarn collection from the alien species known as the Woolies, stopping some kind of time travel museum amusement park thing (?????), doing the concept of American McGee's Grimm but really badly, and finally performing genocide on the aforementioned aliens because their planet was stupid and ugly and made of cardboard, Bubsy "retired" from "heroism." His "friends" include an armadillo whose PTSD he consistently aggravates, and his even more obnoxious (somehow) niece and nephew.

He will not be mourned.