Gaurd Duty - 11/23/17

Oh definitely method two. That's the best way to play any game.

Oh wow you talk that way? Weiiiiiiiird.





But you know what’s more important than that?

2! 2! 2!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! ALL OR NOTHING! I KNEW YOU’D SEE IT MY WAY. This is going to be so cool!





Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I want to see what you get. I’ve gotta see what you get.









You. Are. Going. To. Be. Amazing.





Here here here look at what you got! Look at what you got!





Ah wait a moment. Uh-I guess you can’t…








So I just gottaaa…make somethiiiiinnnng…








There! I made that just for you. It can be your little buddy when you talk, but it mostly just shows numbers I think.

The numbers you got right now are super good. Like, the worst you could get is a negative 4 in pretty much everywhere, so this is real lucky right here!





DOOR!





I love doing that.





Also-uh-I was super prepared, and usually there isn’t anything on the door, but I put little labels on there, so you can tell which square is for which.

S is strongness, D is dodgy skills, E is ender ants, I issss…indigo probably, W is whiz kid, and C is charismo! So yeah. You can just look at the little instruction thing I made and stuff, so you know which thing does which thing. Then just choose which number goes into which square and I’ll do a thing and everything will be done.

Your Lucky Numbers Are:

InstructionsShow

STRENGTH
Super strong. Like you can push and pull and jump around really good like bam. You're like a superhero and stuff and can just kick doors down if they don't open. Punching!

DEXTERITY
Ballerinas can do this. You’re really accurate and stuff and you have really good balance and you’re really fast. You can zoom and dodge and be beautiful when you move!

ENDURANCE
You’re really hard to hurt and can carry a lot of stuff just like Ender Ants. Ender Ants are something I super made up in my mind, so you don’t know what they are, but they’re really hard to hurt because their outside is made of ender! And they can also carry a lot of things cause they’re ants. Ants are cool.

INTELLIGENCE
I’m not sure what this is supposed to be, but it helps you create rules and stuff I think. Like you can read a lot and know a lot. Yeah. It might help if you need to know something!

WISDOM
I’m pretty sure this is the same as Intelligence, so I don’t know why it has its own thing. Maybe it’s like Intelligence makes your mind really strong, but Wisdom makes your mind really tough? I think you can also see a bunch of things, too if this is really high, but that’s silly. You can see things with your eyes. You don’t need a skill for that.

CHARISMO
You go from looking like a sad to looking like a rad! Also you can talk smooth and say words better to make anything you’re saying sound like a good idea!