Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

today i inserted a sinaloan burrow bug (coated in bepto bismal with powdered mexolidin in it) into my ear to do what the kids call "steeding the beetle". i did not go to the hospital. i did meet the diamondsword prince of the sixlegged who offered me insight into the link between the human and insect modes of communication, and we did honorable battle for us to prove the valor of one another. my hand is gone but i can tell you, my heart is brimming with spirited valor, and my tongue is imprinted with the myriad wise words of the arthropodic collective