RE: Today Is The Day You Die [TEXT]
01-10-2013, 08:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-11-2013, 06:10 AM by Paranoia.)
You are Nostr the First. Or, at least, that's what you'd prefer people call you. Anyone who cares to adress you by any name still use Ash Charles Pisa, which is what your parents named you. Nostr the First is what you named yourself in a desperate bid to be important, which failed spectacularly unless you count being an international laughing stock as being important. You were half tempted to rename your Kingdom the "Kingdom of Ash" but that conjured unpleasant mental images that didn't sit well with your board of tourism.
Now where were we? Ah yes. Going about your Kingly Duties, which are many and varied, as you would tell anyone who would listen. For example, you were one of the backup judges for the Tenth Annual Pie Bake-Off, and there was that time you were asked to settle a dispute over grand larceny from the royal cookie jar.
Alright, alright so you don't do anything that has any impact regarding actually running your country. In fact power has been slipping away from you over the past few years to your nephew and advisors, but that doesn't mean you're not important! You're sure you have a lot of important things to do today.
Like what?
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Now where were we? Ah yes. Going about your Kingly Duties, which are many and varied, as you would tell anyone who would listen. For example, you were one of the backup judges for the Tenth Annual Pie Bake-Off, and there was that time you were asked to settle a dispute over grand larceny from the royal cookie jar.
Alright, alright so you don't do anything that has any impact regarding actually running your country. In fact power has been slipping away from you over the past few years to your nephew and advisors, but that doesn't mean you're not important! You're sure you have a lot of important things to do today.
Like what?
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