You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

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You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

Dragon Fogel

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RE: You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

01-10-2013, 04:04 AM

SonicLover Wrote:>Give them gifts!

Maybe you can calm your pursuers with a peace offering.

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"Wait, everyone! Don't shoot! I've got presents for you!

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They seem excited! Maybe this will work out after all.

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"Wow! It's the Eliminator 10000! I've always wanted one of these! I can't wait to try it out!"

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Too bad you didn't think to check what was in those presents first, huh?

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Kíeros Wrote:> Santa disguises. Nothing could ever go wrong with that.

Beastnix Wrote:>Conjure up some reindeer along with santa costumes

AgentBlue Wrote:ACTIVATE YOUR CHRISTMAS MAGIC!

Grow a huge white beard, too.

You decide to just go all-out with the holiday imagery.

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Perfect! Now you can get this sleigh moving!

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Go! Go!

Hmm. This isn't good, they're gaining on you. This sleigh must be a bit heavy for your reindeer.

Godbot Wrote:> Throw the presents off the back of the sleigh, like you did with your caltrops.

So you decide to lighten the load a little, and maybe trip up your pursuers a bit.

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It's working... mostly. Your grandmother's mech is still keeping up.

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Whoa! What were you doing with that on board?

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Direct hit! You totally planned it this way.

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"Drat! That no-good grandson of mine knocked out the propulsion systems. At least the weapon systems still work."

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"You there! Help me get into position so I can blast him!"

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That's slowed them down. You could still use a bit more speed yourself, though.

Andorxor Wrote:>Your brother looks like he can pull a sleight

Hmm. It would mean less weight on the sleigh, and more help pulling it...

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"I know that look, mister! That's the what-if-I-made-the-kid-pull-the-sleigh look!"

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"But a simple application of formulae demonstrates that this is suboptimal. Let m2 be the mass I contribute to the load, and f2 be the force I could exert on the sleigh. Now, let m1 and f1 be the same variables, but in reference to you rather than myself. It is clear from our respective body sizes and a reasonable estimate of your strength that m1 is greater than m2 and f1 is greater than f2, and therefore our velocity will be increased more if you pull the sleigh rather than I."

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