CARD DRIVER

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CARD DRIVER
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RE: CARD DRIVER
(10-24-2017, 06:17 AM)FlanDab Wrote: »>So... Kindel, I was kinda wondering... how were you made? Cards kinda have to come from somewhere.

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"Silly! The card was made at a factory. But you can think of the card as kind of like a hammerspace! I was made a bit differently!"

"When a daddy dragon and a daddy dragon, or a mommy dragon and a mommy dragon love each other very very muuuuch-!"


"Stop. Stop. All of it. Stop."

"Awwwh. I had a slideshow and everything!"

(10-24-2017, 10:21 PM)BreadProduct Wrote: »Yes definitely ask for a tutorial on how to play the game.

"I'd love it if you could relay me some more important info. Like, yanno, how to play this game."

"Eh? Seriously, your entire world is obsessed with the game. Don't you at least have an inkling of the rules?"

"I doubt it's as simple as "hit your opponent really really hard."

"No, that's basically the gist."

"You're kidding."

"Well...whatever! Don't stress about it! You'll pick up the rules quick. You just go 'shwazam!' and then 'pashoooom!' and then your opponent goes 'oh no!' and then you summon your Boss and you win! Come on, we're going to be late!"

Of course it wouldn't be that easy. Damn it.

(10-25-2017, 12:04 AM)Wessolf27 Wrote: »You know, I always wondered why dragons still use swords when they could have guns.

"We do use guns! Sometimes. We dragons are, well, rather large folk, you know. Do you know how much money it would cost to create a pistol fit for, say, our great Lord Ignis? Because we had to calculate that. He has three, probably in a drawer somewhere."

"Eh? Doesn't he have a sword?"

"Lord Ignis is a connoisseur of all weapons. Guns simply...aren't his forte. It's much more cost effective to create a big metal whacking stick than a gun. That's why we dragons prefer cannons, or breathing fire."

"You know, I didn't expect that levelheaded of an answer."

"Knowledge is power."

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Ah. Looks like you're here.

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"Ehhh? It just looks like a normal shop. You humans can be so boring sometimes-"

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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?"


Messages In This Thread
CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-20-2017, 08:08 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Arcanuse - 10-20-2017, 08:27 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-20-2017, 10:17 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-21-2017, 12:44 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Fallingfeather - 10-20-2017, 10:45 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-20-2017, 11:42 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Fallingfeather - 10-21-2017, 12:59 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-21-2017, 02:11 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Wessolf27 - 10-21-2017, 02:34 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-21-2017, 03:47 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-21-2017, 04:32 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-21-2017, 08:24 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by gloomyMoron - 10-21-2017, 10:30 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Arcanuse - 10-21-2017, 11:05 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-22-2017, 05:31 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-22-2017, 12:34 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Wessolf27 - 10-22-2017, 02:53 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-22-2017, 03:38 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-22-2017, 04:51 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-23-2017, 03:59 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Fallingfeather - 10-23-2017, 04:08 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-23-2017, 05:31 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-23-2017, 05:16 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Fallingfeather - 10-23-2017, 05:18 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Wessolf27 - 10-23-2017, 06:05 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-23-2017, 10:01 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-24-2017, 12:14 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-24-2017, 04:54 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-24-2017, 06:17 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-24-2017, 10:21 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Wessolf27 - 10-25-2017, 12:04 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-25-2017, 03:29 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-25-2017, 04:05 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Wessolf27 - 10-25-2017, 05:56 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-25-2017, 09:47 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-26-2017, 10:42 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-27-2017, 03:05 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-27-2017, 08:42 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 10-27-2017, 10:32 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Arcanuse - 10-27-2017, 10:43 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by gloomyMoron - 10-27-2017, 11:02 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 10-30-2017, 09:20 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 10-30-2017, 10:41 PM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Lordlyhour - 11-01-2017, 12:56 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by glompadomp - 11-01-2017, 03:09 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Arcanuse - 11-01-2017, 07:20 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by FlanDab - 11-01-2017, 10:31 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by BreadProduct - 11-01-2017, 11:02 AM
RE: CARD DRIVER - by Lordlyhour - 11-01-2017, 02:49 PM