CARD DRIVER

WHO IS YOU, DERGON

"Silly! Didn't you read the spoiler? I'm War Rally Dragon, Kindel! And I'm your Buddy!"

"Buddy? Isn't that a different game?"

"There's only so many words for "Small Monster Friend" in the English language."

>"Uhm... I didn't anticipate this happening at all."
>"So... uhm... how does this work, Kindel?

"Don't worry! As your Buddy, officially sanctioned by Lord Ignis himself, I'll be happy to help! Although, kind of odd that you live in this world which seems to be obsessed with this game, and don't know anything about it!"

"I-I know some things! It's like curling. You didn't know it existed, but somehow it's in the Olympics."

"Fair. So, you see, when a new player enters the game, they're randomly assigned a Boss Monster to build their deck around! These Bosses are super duper strong, but they can't be summoned all willy nilly!"

"When a player bonds with their Boss Monster, they can summon them in battle! This bond is known as a "Drive," and you're the "Driver!"

"Okay. I think I get that. But...why all those flashy lights?"

"Let's just say we monsters enjoy a bit of theatrics. Especially Lord Ignis. You should be thankful! I'll admit, he's a bit of a hothead, but him making you his Driver like that is no small feat. You should be honored!"



"Well, if he's such a hothead. I guess it's a good thing I didn't give him the-"



"Cold Shoulder."

make bad ice related puns in order to show them how cool you are

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-



Oh right. You had a prior engagement, didn't you.

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JUDGEYOURLOGIC: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

Should probably get on that.