Pizzaquest

>PC: Carve a rune into one of the walls and summon a cooking demon to assist you.


Actually, you already have a rune carved into the wall.
But you can't use it just yet...
It's only for when he decides to show up again...

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>PC:Vandalize the portr--


Yea, no. You're not vandalizing your FATHER'S PORTRAIT.
That's one of the only things you have to remember your FAMILY by.

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>PC: Evaluate the fourth wall.


Uhm.. ok.
You view the fourth wall of your APARTMENT.
It's nothing special, really. It's just a wall doing its wall thing.

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>PC: Try removing that vent cover and crawl in.


What vent? You haven't paid for proper air conditioning in years.

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>PC: Don't box yourself in. You're the master of your own domain. Relax, take a chill pill, think about what you wanna do.


You're suddenly hit with a profound thought.
You ARE the master of your own domain.
YOU ARE the one in control!
You know exactly what you're going to do!

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>Next.


You head out of your APARTMENT.
Yep! Exactly!
You leave your shitty apartment, off to do great adventurous things!
This is YOUR day off! And you will make the most of it!

...

Your train of thought comes to a halt as you try to think of what you can do.