CARD DRIVER

>Examine other posters.

Well, they're not as interesting as your hot anime babe. Just some Thicc Lady and an Ice Dragon. P cool tho. Well, of course they would be. You don't put not-cool shit on your walls. Your room is the coolest room in town. And everybody knows it.

>Take the phone!

SPEAKING OF EVERYBODY.

God, don't they know you just almost have yourself a concussion doing...nothing. What were you doing, actually? Well, sleeping. But why? You don't really remember much before now. But you feel like you had a prior obligation...

Oh well, better answer this Buddychat call. God knows you won't be let off the hook if you don't.



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idontplaythis00: What?
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: DON'T YOU WHAT ME. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT.
idontplaythis00: For once, I really don't. I think I fell too hard out of bed or something. I can barely remember shit.
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: NICE TRY, BUSTER. BUT I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT YOUR "I GAVE MYSELF AMNESIA" EXCUSE WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!
idontplaythis00: Did you ever think that maybe I just have actual real memory problems and you glossing over that is hurting me?
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: YOU REMEMBER ALL OF OUR BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, IMPORTANT DATES, AND HOW MANY TIMES IT TOOK YOU TO GET THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE WITHOUT CRYING.
idontplaythis00: 16
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: NO REASON YOU CAN'T REMEMBER OUR PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.
idontplaythis00: Sad to say, it's the truth. What was I supposed to be doing?
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN AT THE CARD SHOP WITH ME!! I NEED MY FAVORITE CHEERLEADER SO I CAN WIN THIS TOURNAMENT AND GO TO REGIONALS!!
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M DEFINITELY GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THERE MYSELF. BUT I'D APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT! ESPECIALLY THE SUPPORT THAT AGREED TO COME!
idontplaythis00: Okay, okay. I'll be right down. I don't think I had anything else important to do today.
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: BECAUSE I'M THE IMPORTANT ONE
idontplaythis00: I don't know why you want me there, though. As my handle is quick to remind you, I don't exactly play this game. And I'm not exactly a good cheerleader.
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: YOU KNOW IN ANIME WHEN ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE PROTAGONIST WATCH THE BIG TOURNAMENT? THIS IS THAT. YOU ARE OBLIGATED BY THE POWERS OF FICTION
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: BESIDES. YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE GAME. IT'S BEEN THE LONGEST LASTING TREND IN THE LAST TEN YEARS. YOU EVEN USE A CHAT CLIENT SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME
idontplaythis00: Because you all forced me off of Chitter. For no reason.
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: THIS BETTER. WE ALL USE IT. AND BESIDES, DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE THAT PACK OF CARDS BEHIND YOU. MAYBE THEY'LL LET YOU INTO THE TOURNAMENT IF YOU ACTUALLY SHOW UP
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: ON
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: FUCKING
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: TIIIIIME
JUDGEYOURLOGIC: LATER LOSER

You have been disconnected from JUDGEYOURLOGIC.

Well. That was a lot. Speaking of packs...huh. So was that really a dream? It felt so dream-like. The furthest thing from reality. And yet that pack you picked up is sitting right on your bed.

You never really had too much interest in this game. You never considered yourself a "everyone's into it, so I'll get into it" person. But you never considered yourself a "everyone's into it, so I hate it" person either. Huh. Maybe you'll open it just because it's there. Weirder stuff has happened to you. Remember the spaghetti incident?

What will you do?