[twelve]

Your name is G-666666. You're just an ordinary G-class notail, but today you'll be beta testing a game your friends made.



P-11010 and P-10101 are weirdos, you're not gonna lie, but you don't actually have anything else to do.



Apparently this game is extremely illegal, and they gave you some other files to install to make sure the government won't know you're playing it, but it's not like you'll be playing for very long, right?



Also one of them started cooing over how the other was "Sooooo smart!! <3 <3 =w=" for figuring out the solution to some problem they had with the code, and they started cuddling, so you just kind of went home in the middle of the explanation...You don't even think they noticed you left...



You settle into your chair, boot up your computer, and install the game. After a short wait, a loading screen pops up, and you're taken to the main menu.





Fucking hell.



You give up and just select "New Game". You already agreed to beta test after all, even if it's some stupid bullshit. You don't know what you expected anyway.



As the game loads, you realize that you might want to take a look at the instructions file. They did mention it having one after all.



You hate them both so fucking much.



You open up the chat client they designed and installed on your computer and message the group chat you have with them.

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G-SUCC: Dude that wasn’t funny :’3
G-SUCC: How do I play the fucking game :'3
G-SUCC: You didn't even tell me it was a dating sim :'3
ittybittykitty: it’s not that hard lmaoooooooo =w=
ittybittykitty: what are you stuck on anyway, if it’s a glitch we'll patch it =w=
G-SUCC: Uhhhh it's not a glitch, it's just that I don't really know what my objective is or anything. :'3
ittybittykitty: it's a dating sim lmao =w=
ittybittykitty: you gotta smooch your o-class of choice =w=
G-SUCC: Uh. :'3
slipperdipper: I hope youre ready to die succ-man =w=
slipperdipper: Because youre gonna do it a lot =w=
slipperdipper: If you smooch your O-class you still win tho =w=
slipperdipper: I mean youre dead but you win =w=
G-SUCC: Why the fuck am I succ-man :‘3
slipperdipper: Get with the program nerd =w=
slipperdipper: 6 == six == succ =w=
ittybittykitty: it’s also cuz you suck lmaooooo!!!! =w=
slipperdipper: Lmao fucking nice =w=
ittybittykitty: not as nice as you sweetie *WINK* =w=
G-SUCC: Can you die in a fire or something :’3
slipperdipper: Kiss my pretty pink claws =w=
G-SUCC: You wish. :’3
G-SUCC: Anyway is it even possible to not die :’3
G-SUCC: I don’t trust you two. :’3
ittybittykitty: ya lmao but good fucking luck getting that ending =w=
ittybittykitty: ur a fucking o-12 like what do u expect =w=
ittybittykitty: a n00b like you is gonna have ur paws full just getting a lil kissy kissy so just focus on that lmfao =w=
slipperdipper: Ill give you a kissy kissy right now =w=
ittybittykitty: smoooooooch! <3 <3 <3 =w=
G-SUCC: Are you done :’3
ittybittykitty: are YOU done lmfao =w=
G-SUCC: How many endings are there? :’3
slipperdipper: Like
slipperdipper: A few =w=
ittybittykitty: figure it out looooooool =w=
ittybittykitty: we spent ages on this thing so there’s tons of shit to do lmfao =w=
ittybittykitty: is that all n00b =w=
G-SUCC: Yeah I guess that clears up the main stuff I was wondering. :’3
slipperdipper: If thats it then go do your thing now =w=
slipperdipper: If you find any bugs well still be around =w=
G-SUCC: Ok cool. :’3
ittykittybitty; u’ll never kiss anyone irl so may as well have fun with the game lmfao =w=

You’re going to kill both of them one day, and that’s a promise.




Later, though. For now you just switch back to the game window, and find that it seems to have already loaded. It looks like it wants you to customize your O-12 sona before starting the game.



You set the pronouns to they and choose heart antenna and heart eyes for the mask, but you’re not sure what to pick for hair color + style, skin color, class, and where your O-12 home will be. Seems like you can be any class, even an A-class for some reason. Aaaaalright then.

What should you pick?