RE: Treasurehats
10-19-2017, 08:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-19-2017, 08:26 PM by ProfessorLizzard.)
(07-19-2017, 01:15 PM)NonAnalogue Wrote: »Begrudgingly go with him.
"Well, I know t-t-that the guy died, and was m-m-mystical..."
"Go on."
"And I think it messed with the elder butterflies? Or it was b-b-built near a flux? I am not sure..."
"Ah, maybe it is just a coincidence, caused by this world scanning the ruins, hmm?"
"I am not s-s-sure..."
"I must say, you are not a great archeologist."
"W-w-well, that's because I am a wildlife photographer and.."
"Oh. In that case, you are probably useless to me. I have a better offer!"
"What if we tested this gun on you! It seems there is only a dart in it. Easy peasy! Freedom guaranteed!"
...
"I will leave now, if that is o-o-okay."
"No. I insist. Do not worry, if it goes wrong, I can always shift the blame to some higher-up. It has always worked."
(07-20-2017, 07:26 AM)Dorsidwarf Wrote: »>Is it possible to just sort of... shut him inside?
"Well then, I cast GRANNY'S NET! Or rather w-w-w-web...."
*fwoop!*
"You know, miss, that was a bad idea."