RE: Rand Tweet
10-15-2017, 11:12 AM
Name of this stooge who is lame: Bongo son of Kongo nephew of Drongo
Race of this man who is not from space: Bongo is a man who might be Australian, though as a man of comedy he is quite the contrarian. Were you curious enough about his lifestory and pry, the likely outcome is that you will make him cry.
The Mass of his Class: Though a clown by tradition, Bongos hobby is ignition. Among many traits he's a liar but he has some skill with fire. Though he used this power for good many villains have found him rude. One of many was a fiend of the night, a vampire and werewolf hybrid! A being of pure fright! Though the beast did not survive, he enchanted Bongo with a jive. "As you have brazenly stolen my life, I curse thee to inherit my unholy strife. I dub ye Bongo the Werepire, a name fitting for a pompus liar!" With this curse he lost his breath and embraced the kiss of death. So this makes our tragic, beautiful fool a weird little critter indeed, with clowning and pyromancy and insatiable bloodlust to feed.
((I'm going to leave this sheet as it is, I think I will leave the statistics to the mercy of Loather. Because I'm very tired and stressed but not sleepy))
Race of this man who is not from space: Bongo is a man who might be Australian, though as a man of comedy he is quite the contrarian. Were you curious enough about his lifestory and pry, the likely outcome is that you will make him cry.
The Mass of his Class: Though a clown by tradition, Bongos hobby is ignition. Among many traits he's a liar but he has some skill with fire. Though he used this power for good many villains have found him rude. One of many was a fiend of the night, a vampire and werewolf hybrid! A being of pure fright! Though the beast did not survive, he enchanted Bongo with a jive. "As you have brazenly stolen my life, I curse thee to inherit my unholy strife. I dub ye Bongo the Werepire, a name fitting for a pompus liar!" With this curse he lost his breath and embraced the kiss of death. So this makes our tragic, beautiful fool a weird little critter indeed, with clowning and pyromancy and insatiable bloodlust to feed.
((I'm going to leave this sheet as it is, I think I will leave the statistics to the mercy of Loather. Because I'm very tired and stressed but not sleepy))