STORE

Couldn't afford names back then.

Hehe, omg!! Baby please, you were living it up back then! You got so bored of buying out your wishlist that you started spending your money on all sorts of eccentric things, like that extensive pillow collection of yours! Oh, hahaha, and those life size chess pieces you bought to make an obstacle course for your roomba? That was a classic, yup yup! If I had tear ducts I'd be wiping human emotion water from my eye right now!

But wait why did you want for nothing again, I wonderfully wonder??

>Your name is CRUX HUCKLEBERRY

I REMEMBER NOW OH EM FLUFFING GEE!

I mean like, actually super duh!! Of course I knew that!

Your name is CRUX HUCKLEBERRY...



...grandchild of HARRIET HUCKLEBERRY of HUCKLEBERRY'S BUCKLE WEAR-IES!



No one was ever quite sure how your GRANDMOTHER turned a UTILITY BELT BUCKLE business into an A-and-Rising Rank store here on MALLSTAR, but the running theory is that she was just that darn charming! Between the cutesy belt buckles with a million different quirks and her ability to really CONNECT with every customer, the belt buckle craze caught on like EARTH POGS in the EARTH 90's! Unlike earth pogs though, these belt buckles had staying power!

HUCKLEBERRY'S BUCKLE WEAR-IES was projected to reach STAR RANK in just a few more days, making it MALLSTAR'S undisputed most popular shop! As you know, there can only ever be ONE star rank!

So yup yup, you were set for life!!

Oh! Hee, my bad. That doesn't really get to the bad parts, huh? I just hate the bad parts! They're so bad!!!



So you heard that sound, and...ohhhh. :((

Gosh, I'm having trouble telling this

...you gotta do this part!!

What did you do?

>_