STORE

Okay so hi!! This is great! Today you get to hear a story of DRAMA, DANGER, INTRIGUE, LOVE, and most importantly, STORES! All because you asked, "How did I get myself into this mess?" And as your friend, I'm going to tell you! After all, everybody loves a good STORE-y! Heehee!

So right, right right right, like every story, this one I'm telling you has a BEGINNING! And we're gonna begin there! Because that's the way a story works. Yup yup!

Wait whoops, STORE-y! Ha!



Okay so pardon my language but we don't need any of this...C-WORD!!
The STORE-y I'm telling you today (per your request and because I love you very much) starts here, on these MOONS!



That's so much better I love it!! So as you know these are the MOONS you grew up on! Under the pale neon light of the MALLSTAR BILLBOARD you spent your days CAVORTING, BEING YOUNG, and SLEEPING A LOT! You got to live on the nice RESIDENTIAL MOON, MOON A, because you didn't have a STORE back then! You always thought it was way too bright up here, but man, you didn't know the half of it yet!



Okay so actually, that's not so much better, and I don't love it! The story doesn't BEGIN here either! I know I know, "Please hurry, I didn't mean how I got into this mess literally and we're kind of in a bind," I'll be fast!!

(STORE-y)



Okayokayokayokay sorrysorrysorrysorry heeeere's your houuuu(wow they're all exactly alike! That's neat I love it!!!)ssseeee....



Aaaaaannnnnddddddd-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-ddddd....



Here's you!!!

Aw, you were so cute back then omg!!! Sorry, handsome?? Is there a nonbinary version of the word cute?? ...I think it's still cute! Human language is hard for me sometimes, yup yup!

Speaking of which, what was your name again??

I know, I know, "WHAT THE [f-word]," but you know I'm bad with names! It's like, the humaniest human language!

Can you please remind me? Pretty pwease? :3c