RE: +iny ©at people
10-09-2017, 07:15 PM
>NAME HIMSELF
Well, that’s a cool idea and all, but this TCP doesn’t know anything at all yet, and can’t be TAUGHT anything until he’s named.
Maybe he can just tell you if he likes a name you suggest to him… but he doesn’t know how to communicate yet, either.
>BINY
He makes a weird squinty face at you.
>BYTES?
He shakes his head.
>FLYNN? BAXTER? TERRY?
He gives some noncommittal shrugs. You’re getting closer, but he seems really picky…
>HOW ABOUT TUBES?
He seems to accept this one…?
>CHECK TUBES
Tubes is an INTERNET-TYPE TCP, which means he is physically small, but socially powerful. Being an ABSTRACT TCP, he has strange powers relating to the fabric of space. This one can make a connection between any two computers in this plane, and can go into an Ascended form to connect to the global internet.
>TEACH WRITING - TUBES
>TEACH 90’s EARTH CULTURE - TUBES
>CREATE PANTS
>CREATE STUDY
Tubes laughs a bit, a screechy dialup sound. These are some fun thoughts, and some nice looking pants. He seems like he’s enjoying what you’ve made for him. He also turns to the house as he hears a loud puff behind him, and notices… well, not only the new study added onto the top of the house, but that there IS a house for him! He proudly clicks and beeps some more as he heads towards the house.
FROG-CRIMES: Alright, sorry for the wait, we think we might be good for a minute. What’s the spoiler?
MACARON: so uhhhhhh
MACARON: Part of the prize 4 winning is that u get a little tiny bit of power, as a deity
MACARON: normally if u get enough power, u can rise up from lesser god 2 greater god, and then 2 high god, but it’d take a lot of power 2 do that.
MACARON: Now this next part is all speculative from my side, but here’s why I think it’d be important 4 u:
MACARON: Right now, u don’t exist in any physical plane… u chose ur form but u aren’t physical in our world yet
MACARON: and 2 b clear, I’m not talking about the Tiny Cat Plane, I mean, u don’t exist there either but u also don’t exist in Morbit, where u SHOULD b.
MACARON: I think…
MACARON: winning this game might give u just enough power 2 become physical.
FROG-CRIMES: ... and if we don’t win?
MACARON: IDK!!! U probably stop existing altogether, or, u get stuck in the weird nowhere dimension ur in rn.
FROG-CRIMES: ... is this game seriously life-or-death for us?
MACARON: I mean!!! I don’t know 4 sure but that’s what I’m trying 2 say!!! It’s higher stakes 4 u!!!
MACARON: So when r u going 2 make some alliances?
FROG-CRIMES: Uhh, after we talk to the other players in the game. We were thinking of calling up Rein next, we guess?
MACARON: Oooh! Rein’s in this session?? Cool!
MACARON: Since u probably don’t know, Rein’s the god who keeps Spit in check.
MACARON: Taverne would b a lot more dangerous w/o its efforts!
FROG-CRIMES: Oh, huh. That’s neat, we guess.
MACARON: hehe yeah
MACARON: I’ll see if it wants 2 ally with me later
MACARON: OK now!!! Go talk 2 the other players!!! Don’t call me again until u do!!! >03
MACARON: Cya!!!
-CALL ENDED-
…
As you start to open the communicator again to start a new conversation, your TCPs suddenly call for your attention.
It seems just as Fennel got done reading out the carefully-written letter to Windy, the new TCP wandered into the house. Windy asks you to explain what’s going on. Why the new friend so soon after Fernando left? Fernando’s not coming back? You forced Fernando to kill something to try to prove that she needs to stay home? This new TCP seems very eager to make friends with them, but he can’t even talk.
Fennel points out that Frog-Crimes might be trying to be more responsible, and needs their help. Windy sighs and motions for Tubes to sit down. After a few minutes of whistling and modem screeching, Tubes is taught COMMUNICATION and READING.
Tubes introduces himself to Windy and Fennel - he’s gonna be their new best friend. He can already tell, he’s gonna be important, he’s fit for leadership - whatever these two babies need, he’s ready to make some decisions.
Windy asks him if he’s really ready - he only just started existing. Tubes replies, of course he’s ready! But maybe the team as a whole isn’t ready. We need a plan, for, whatever it is that we’re going to do. What are we doing?
Fennel quickly intervenes before you can reply, telling Tubes that they, as TCPs, exist to have fun, make friends with other TCPs, and go exploring together. Tubes says that sounds great! He asks what we’ll do first… and now Fennel and Windy don’t have an answer.
Well, Frog-Crimes? What should you and your TCPs do?
Well, that’s a cool idea and all, but this TCP doesn’t know anything at all yet, and can’t be TAUGHT anything until he’s named.
Maybe he can just tell you if he likes a name you suggest to him… but he doesn’t know how to communicate yet, either.
>BINY
He makes a weird squinty face at you.
>BYTES?
He shakes his head.
>FLYNN? BAXTER? TERRY?
He gives some noncommittal shrugs. You’re getting closer, but he seems really picky…
>HOW ABOUT TUBES?
He seems to accept this one…?
>CHECK TUBES
Tubes is an INTERNET-TYPE TCP, which means he is physically small, but socially powerful. Being an ABSTRACT TCP, he has strange powers relating to the fabric of space. This one can make a connection between any two computers in this plane, and can go into an Ascended form to connect to the global internet.
>TEACH WRITING - TUBES
>TEACH 90’s EARTH CULTURE - TUBES
>CREATE PANTS
>CREATE STUDY
Tubes laughs a bit, a screechy dialup sound. These are some fun thoughts, and some nice looking pants. He seems like he’s enjoying what you’ve made for him. He also turns to the house as he hears a loud puff behind him, and notices… well, not only the new study added onto the top of the house, but that there IS a house for him! He proudly clicks and beeps some more as he heads towards the house.
FROG-CRIMES: Alright, sorry for the wait, we think we might be good for a minute. What’s the spoiler?
MACARON: so uhhhhhh
MACARON: Part of the prize 4 winning is that u get a little tiny bit of power, as a deity
MACARON: normally if u get enough power, u can rise up from lesser god 2 greater god, and then 2 high god, but it’d take a lot of power 2 do that.
MACARON: Now this next part is all speculative from my side, but here’s why I think it’d be important 4 u:
MACARON: Right now, u don’t exist in any physical plane… u chose ur form but u aren’t physical in our world yet
MACARON: and 2 b clear, I’m not talking about the Tiny Cat Plane, I mean, u don’t exist there either but u also don’t exist in Morbit, where u SHOULD b.
MACARON: I think…
MACARON: winning this game might give u just enough power 2 become physical.
FROG-CRIMES: ... and if we don’t win?
MACARON: IDK!!! U probably stop existing altogether, or, u get stuck in the weird nowhere dimension ur in rn.
FROG-CRIMES: ... is this game seriously life-or-death for us?
MACARON: I mean!!! I don’t know 4 sure but that’s what I’m trying 2 say!!! It’s higher stakes 4 u!!!
MACARON: So when r u going 2 make some alliances?
FROG-CRIMES: Uhh, after we talk to the other players in the game. We were thinking of calling up Rein next, we guess?
MACARON: Oooh! Rein’s in this session?? Cool!
MACARON: Since u probably don’t know, Rein’s the god who keeps Spit in check.
MACARON: Taverne would b a lot more dangerous w/o its efforts!
FROG-CRIMES: Oh, huh. That’s neat, we guess.
MACARON: hehe yeah
MACARON: I’ll see if it wants 2 ally with me later
MACARON: OK now!!! Go talk 2 the other players!!! Don’t call me again until u do!!! >03
MACARON: Cya!!!
-CALL ENDED-
…
As you start to open the communicator again to start a new conversation, your TCPs suddenly call for your attention.
It seems just as Fennel got done reading out the carefully-written letter to Windy, the new TCP wandered into the house. Windy asks you to explain what’s going on. Why the new friend so soon after Fernando left? Fernando’s not coming back? You forced Fernando to kill something to try to prove that she needs to stay home? This new TCP seems very eager to make friends with them, but he can’t even talk.
Fennel points out that Frog-Crimes might be trying to be more responsible, and needs their help. Windy sighs and motions for Tubes to sit down. After a few minutes of whistling and modem screeching, Tubes is taught COMMUNICATION and READING.
Tubes introduces himself to Windy and Fennel - he’s gonna be their new best friend. He can already tell, he’s gonna be important, he’s fit for leadership - whatever these two babies need, he’s ready to make some decisions.
Windy asks him if he’s really ready - he only just started existing. Tubes replies, of course he’s ready! But maybe the team as a whole isn’t ready. We need a plan, for, whatever it is that we’re going to do. What are we doing?
Fennel quickly intervenes before you can reply, telling Tubes that they, as TCPs, exist to have fun, make friends with other TCPs, and go exploring together. Tubes says that sounds great! He asks what we’ll do first… and now Fennel and Windy don’t have an answer.
Well, Frog-Crimes? What should you and your TCPs do?
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.