Post making contest 6.0

This is sentence one. After this comes sentence two.

I put a third sentence in here, right here. Finally there is a fourth sentence. But then a fifth sentence came along?

This post passes rule 1

Enter the 'Quadtangular Embattlement Colosseum'. There you can do things. The things include battling and dying. Then you become a ghost.

This post passes no rules

This is sentence one. After this comes sentence two.

I put a third sentence in here, right here. Finally there is a fourth sentence. But then a fifth sentence came along!

This post passes no rules

'Ixcaliber's rules, every single one.

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I believe you can't win
This ruleset
Try your crack before the PMC died But obviously After Wheat passes all the mess I guess.
I called this good Catastrophe'
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one. Spectacular ruleset and this can use all my time

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This post passes no rules.

The opening post passes all the rules, but quoting it doesn't work.

This suggests that the rules are based on things which can change - except, perhaps, Rule 5.

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Theme

This is a haiku.
The post as a whole is not.
But these three lines are.

This post passes rule 1. By the way I promise that none of these rules are dependent on any previous rules.

Dragon Fogel's

This post passes no rules.