Post making contest 6.0

i was taking a vacation so that i could destroy my car. my favourite part of my break was when i got to break my brake.

unfortunately this was not a good use of time or car and now i'm broke

If only i kept the previous rule 4, you'de be swimmin. Sadly, all we can get you is a tall glass of rule #5 and some rotten tomaters.

i met a marsupial in the desert who said they were into cajun cooking. they made me food but it gave me food poisoning. It may be rude but I rue having that roo's roux.

Oh god please i don't have enough vaudeville hooks for this (post doesn't pass any rules, cute cactus though 10outta10)