Post making contest 6.0

1) wow
2) what a
3) goodie
4) yogurt or yoghurt?
5) Myeth
6) gay

Oh man oh man, we got ourselves a rule 1, and 4!

Okay, so.

There's no rule to the effect of "don't do this", since a blank post fails all rules.

1327 is the first post this round to mention Myeth. Could this be a clue to Rule 3, or a clever ruse?

Also, this is a link to the trick thread: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=1062

where's the mystery gang when we need em the most

This passes rule numero uno!