RE: The Human Game: You Can't Handle the Truth
09-29-2017, 03:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-29-2017, 03:36 PM by Electrum.)
> Both: Confess your sins.
> Abigail: Dad had a bit of a Buddhist craze a few years back. He'd talk about how irresponsibly voicing the truth did more harm than good and that it was better to communicate it in a tasteful fashion. Cause ya know, white lies and lying of omission are still wrong.
> Cancel: I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
> Abigail: It's better to be unhappy but sane.
Joke suggestions:
> You're a troll, Cancel. And trolling is wrong, it sayyys so in the bibleeee!
> For criminal acts and violence on the stage, for being a brat refusing to act your age. YOU CAN GO TO HELL
> "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
> You did not strike a nerve, Abigail. You are a failure! A NUZZINK! A ZILCH! A N(U)IL(L)! Evidently (you're not a golfer) Cancel never criessssss!
> Abigail: Dad had a bit of a Buddhist craze a few years back. He'd talk about how irresponsibly voicing the truth did more harm than good and that it was better to communicate it in a tasteful fashion. Cause ya know, white lies and lying of omission are still wrong.
> Cancel: I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
> Abigail: It's better to be unhappy but sane.
Joke suggestions:
> You're a troll, Cancel. And trolling is wrong, it sayyys so in the bibleeee!
> For criminal acts and violence on the stage, for being a brat refusing to act your age. YOU CAN GO TO HELL
> "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
> You did not strike a nerve, Abigail. You are a failure! A NUZZINK! A ZILCH! A N(U)IL(L)! Evidently (you're not a golfer) Cancel never criessssss!