Ratslaying contest

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PLAY: FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

You enter the thick of the rats, kicking here and shoving there. The rats meet your frenzy with needling teeth and claws, and you are fairly swallowed by the Swarm. But as the rodent mass accumulates, you find a strange kind of inner calm.

>Unleash hail of bullets of sunlight.

You slowly ready your gun. Sight down the barrel, which swiftly vanishes into the darkening pile. And unleash a hail of sunlight.



FREEDOM OF THE PRESS has ended. The Swarm's crushing power has waned in response. You have taken 3 rat bites and killed 10.

Build a portal to the rat dimension, and deposit some rats within.

> Become the Grim Reaper of rats. Harness their souls to fuel your powers!

You collect the dead and dying rats around you. You are not sure how to build a portal, but you feel a pattern forming in your mind. A four-faced pyramid of rats, with the top space empty. You call on the souls of your enemies, which now suffuse the ether of this realm, to open a Door.

that'll just bring more rats streaming out of the portal.

KILL 14000+1 RATS

Your consciousness shifts to the rat which you have just summoned.

>YOU DIED

You feel the opening degrading beneath you. A thousand smaller versions of yourself swarm over your body, biting you with a fury you cannot comprehend or even relate to. Stunned at first, you lash out, but it is too late - you cannot free yourself. A tiny pair of jaws clamps around your neck, and you feel something break, and everything goes dark.



Your consciousness returns to Seod in time to see the rat you summoned fade out of existence. It managed to kill 5 of the smaller rats before being slain.

PLEASE CONTINUE KILLING RATS