come up with the worst dating sim plots you can

You're playing hide and seek with the object of your affection, the trick is they have to hide in a romantic setting and when you find them you have to complete a date with them, with the goal to be to get that first kiss. Once you have shared that passionate first kiss, you lean in their ear and whisper "You're it", then run off, leaving with them the cursed pain of having to search for love.