[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

DAY SIX

Your excellency, please leave your tower. :V


No. I plan on staying in here. >:3


But sir, your men are gone, you can no longer refuse to leave your tower because they are gone. You will have to come out. :V


I beg you your excellency. I have already spoken to your consorts, figured out your denizen plotline as well as your choices. :V


Your land is the land of mountains and monsters, and you have to defeat the mountain lord and become the new king of the hill! Or befriend him and the monsters. But I do think you'd be much more interested in the latter. I have already gathered up everything you need to complete all the quests without having to speak to a single person for more than 2 minutes. Please come out, for me. :V


No. >:3


(Why you utterly narcissistic and lazy slime ball. =V)


What was that? >:3


Nothing! I was trying to speak but got lost in my own thoughts. :U


He called you a narcissistic slime ball. ^v^


Did you call me a narcissistic slime ball O-7? >:3


No! Never your excellency! The one who brings and takes light from our kingdom. :V


That's too bad, would have been impressed if you actually grew a pair of claws for once. >:3


We all have claws, I decided to trim mine down this week. :V


It's a figure of speech. Either way I'm not leaving. >:3


Can you at least die on your god tier bed, I brought it all the way here and into your house for you. Look, I have become one of these "gods" and I have the power to fly, use powers, and I have a tail! =U


Ugh, don't wiggle that in my direction. I can see your tail just fine. Freak. Look all of you have been telling me to go outside so I'm just playing this my way. I'll go out and die on my own time, not because a gaggle of idiots told me so. So buzz off. >:3


I suppose I will back off for now, sorry for "Getting all in your grill" as the commoners say it, your excellency, he who casts death to the wayside. O-9, I know you've been keeping track of everyone so far. How are O-3's frog breeding duties going? :V


Actually I have theeeeeee frog that O-3 said is likely quite close to a final frog. Taaaake a look and see. ^v^

Ah. Well I seem to have located a problem here, if you do not mind that I point it out. I do not wish to overstep here. :U


You have the plaaaatform to speak. Carry on. ^v^


This appears to be an crocodile. :V


No shit shetlock. ^v^


Is it not suppose to be a, you know, frog? I mean it is always possible that I am dreadfully mistaken so please do explain this to me. :V


The universe is a crocodile. So O-3 has instead been breeding frogs until they're more like crocodiles. Like the Neo. For that's what the universe real is. ^v^


Ah! So it is like a trick question! Very smart of O-3, do carry on my compliments to the chef of this holy monster if you may. Now...is the crocodile...by chance..cursing us out? You know. Currently. :V


Just like the Neo. Spot on. ^v^

DAY TEN

So I finally god tiered, which took me awhile cause I needed to do ALL the side quests, you know how it is and first off, I'm kind of upset cause I didn't get wings. :)


In fact my lower part of my body is just, like a horse and stuff. Upside, got a cool tail. Downside, wearing pants sucks and I can no longer wear my cool shoes. :)


You mean the ones that light up mate? uvu


Yeah those, but also all shoes. I'm like some freaking satyr. :)


Look on the brightside, it could have made you a centaur. uvu


Good point, that would have been scary. At least I leave a rainbow or glitter trail when I run and fly now. Not good for sneaking around but whatever. Now here's the thing........I got to my denizen and... :)

They're a robot and stuff. Really weird. :)


Why is your denizen a robot? uvu


My denizen too was an AI. Poseidon. He attempted to put up a fight, but alas, he was struck down, much like my soul when the transformation overcame me. PAIN AND SUFFERING UPON MY BODY. WHO KNEW LIFE COULD BE THIS WAY? :D


DEATH EVERYWHERE, NO WHERE TO RUN. WHO KNEW LIFE COULD BE THIS WAY? OwO


SHACKLES AROUND MY SOUL. I CAN BARELY BREATH. WHO KNEW LIFE COULD BE THIS WAY? :D


NO WHERE. NO WHERE. CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM LIFE. SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE. OwO


WHO KNEW LIFE COULD BE THIS WAY? :D OwO

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