RE: The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 29: UNINTELLIGIBLE!
09-14-2017, 12:21 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-14-2017, 12:23 AM by Solaris.)
Username: Solarlarlarlrlar
Name: Squats and Cleave
Gender: Smarts and Power
Race: Gremlin and Muscle
Color: Burnt Umber
Description: Squats is a small, routound, lizard adjacent creature with eyes that constantly shift and little crafty paws. Cleave is a giant, towering menace of stone and blocks, who wears little, nice square lenses that he puts on very carefully with their large powerful hands. Squats's demeanor is one that initiates wild plans, sick heists, and absurd tales of revenge, as long as you keep his hands free. Cleave is much calmer, but not any slower, easily capable of following Squats's train of thought, as haphazard as it can be at times.
The duo knows what they want, and what they want is to win big and ensure that no one can mess with them.
Items/Abilities: Squats can, with extreme ease, make just about anything, with much less than you'd expect, his tiny hands almost seemingly capable of changing objects when he's in the middle of really creating a real masterpiece for a plan he came up with. Said plans are meticulously and nigh instantly made, but their success is only because of Cleave's stellar execution and their incredible ability to improvise. Cleave also is very, very, very strong, in just about every sense of the word.
Biography: Squats and Cleave don't always succeed in their plans, sometimes they get away in the ice cream truck that has been modded to be able to do flips, but sometimes in the middle of hacking the television so they can convert all of the gold into electrical signals to convert back to gold later, a stray satellite signal causes the television instead to spit out the entire cast of some police procedural to capture them.
Squats wasn't saying anything, which was normal, but he also wasn't telling Cleave anything, a sure sign that the gremliny creature was upset with his partner.
"Now Squats, don't be like that, not every plan goes off without a hitch, I'm honestly amazed we made it as far as we did after half of the gold started to walk around."
Squats turned to Cleave, pointing a finger and gesturing wildly.
"I know that they were supposed to walk around, but I'm just saying that you forgot to mention that I had to rally them in the right direction!"
The gremlin furred his brow and shrugged. Then turned his attention to the jail they were in, gears starting to turn in his head.
"Already? And I was looking forward to trying to take a nap. Oh well." Cleave stood up and began to stretch, and walk around. The two continued their movements in the cell, at times causing their captors to worry and warn, but ultimately allow them their ability to move in the small enclosure, a mistake made by many.
Their plan fully formed and communicated, it would only be a matter of time before Squats and Cleave were free to do crimes again, sure to come up with a bigger, wilder plan with a larger, more coveted score...
Name: Squats and Cleave
Gender: Smarts and Power
Race: Gremlin and Muscle
Color: Burnt Umber
Description: Squats is a small, routound, lizard adjacent creature with eyes that constantly shift and little crafty paws. Cleave is a giant, towering menace of stone and blocks, who wears little, nice square lenses that he puts on very carefully with their large powerful hands. Squats's demeanor is one that initiates wild plans, sick heists, and absurd tales of revenge, as long as you keep his hands free. Cleave is much calmer, but not any slower, easily capable of following Squats's train of thought, as haphazard as it can be at times.
The duo knows what they want, and what they want is to win big and ensure that no one can mess with them.
Items/Abilities: Squats can, with extreme ease, make just about anything, with much less than you'd expect, his tiny hands almost seemingly capable of changing objects when he's in the middle of really creating a real masterpiece for a plan he came up with. Said plans are meticulously and nigh instantly made, but their success is only because of Cleave's stellar execution and their incredible ability to improvise. Cleave also is very, very, very strong, in just about every sense of the word.
Biography: Squats and Cleave don't always succeed in their plans, sometimes they get away in the ice cream truck that has been modded to be able to do flips, but sometimes in the middle of hacking the television so they can convert all of the gold into electrical signals to convert back to gold later, a stray satellite signal causes the television instead to spit out the entire cast of some police procedural to capture them.
Squats wasn't saying anything, which was normal, but he also wasn't telling Cleave anything, a sure sign that the gremliny creature was upset with his partner.
"Now Squats, don't be like that, not every plan goes off without a hitch, I'm honestly amazed we made it as far as we did after half of the gold started to walk around."
Squats turned to Cleave, pointing a finger and gesturing wildly.
"I know that they were supposed to walk around, but I'm just saying that you forgot to mention that I had to rally them in the right direction!"
The gremlin furred his brow and shrugged. Then turned his attention to the jail they were in, gears starting to turn in his head.
"Already? And I was looking forward to trying to take a nap. Oh well." Cleave stood up and began to stretch, and walk around. The two continued their movements in the cell, at times causing their captors to worry and warn, but ultimately allow them their ability to move in the small enclosure, a mistake made by many.
Their plan fully formed and communicated, it would only be a matter of time before Squats and Cleave were free to do crimes again, sure to come up with a bigger, wilder plan with a larger, more coveted score...
Standing here, The way ahead's becoming clear
All across these new frontiers
In my hands I hold the ones I love
Walk forward through the cold dawn
Always to new horizons
All across these new frontiers
In my hands I hold the ones I love
Walk forward through the cold dawn
Always to new horizons