+iny ©at people

don't tell fern to drag a corpse back home, that will only make things more traumatic. have any of you dealt with large dead animals like roadkill? especially roadkill that's bigger than you? it's hard to drag around, it smells like death and blood, and the blood gets everywhere. please don't tell fernando to get covered in blood.

there's also the chance that it's not quite dead yet and snaps at fern.

after telling fern that it's very likely dead, ask them what they want to be done with it: leave it there, bury it, ask us to send the deliverymobile to pick it up so we can hold a solemn funeral, or anything else


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tell fern about death and bring back the gnome

"hey so there's this thing called death and it's permanent. unless we decide to do B LACK MAGIC NECROMANCY"

please we need to stop proactively "helping" fernando with all of our great big impulsive ideas that force the issue because it only makes things worse. give them time to react and breathe instead of constantly overwhelming them with more and more.

i mean i dont disagree with any of this but if this trains so determined to wreck we might as well go all the way