Escape On Thera

>First, try talking and reasoning with it. Perhaps it's a sapient being but under stress of survival and capture.
>If the creature does not respond in a meaningful or non-feral way, prepare yourself and your body.
>If the creature attempts to attack, assault it with green lunchbox.
>If it attacks back, avoid it.

(Gah, my suggestions are mangled in my attempt in alliterating them.)