RE: Escape On Thera
09-01-2017, 03:31 PM
>??: Well first off confirm you still have two feet.
Good old Righty, never let you down. Easily among your favorite feet.
>??: Also confirm gender, if applicable.
You're a guy alright, everything's here.
>??: Loot the box! If it's locked, bash the lock off with the chamber pot.
Actually, you're not sure whether or not this is a chamber pot or a water jug, but either way, there's no use smashing this thing on the box. That thing's shut tight.
>??: At least they let you keep your snazzy neck accessory!
You gotta admit, it's definitely the snazziest thing in prison fashion.
And yes, you're the best boy around here, thank you very much.
>??: Check out the front of the cell.
This is new.