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Spoiler1) Som (BODY ONCE TOLD ME) Plush
2) Hichico Art
3) Volkronn Corp prize
4) Aftiks by Allator
5) The second Chow Dome prize
6) The first Chow Dome prize
7) Calling Gime a nerd

HORMBO v1 walksed into the Cohw Dome, loikong for someting to sateate his newfoundbldlouost after killing Morse and tuining into a horbible abionaimton of a cloockwork. Way to go Hermes, you sure runied it. At teh sight of tihs moisonrsttymonstonsistee, everoen who would noarmlly serve the paterons here ran scremign, triyng to kep a saef ditnasce. The olny person left in teh restraint was a single Apollo unit, crying tears of tiny-gay-babiness itno wheatver he was prndieetng to vore. Hermes awkawrdly walded over, speed not his siut any more as a shalbimng half-dead mes.

"HEY THERE!" he shotued at teh small uint to ditcratsed too noitce him. "WHY ARE YOU CRYNIG?"

The minutiae unit took a dep breathe, and tahn reconcted his tail. "Well, my best freind got intecfed by a clwookcrk, and than his cor got eaten by a clkocowrk, and now ill never see him agin!"

"Well cheer up," Hermes siad. "I too am a cockwork!"

And than Hermes ate Blu and evreyone cried.

After intairgatign Blu into hisemlf, Hemres was still hungry.

"HEY WAETIRS!" he scarmeed at the top of his now-futnoicinng lungs. "I NEED SOME FOOD HREE, I TOATLLY GOT CREIDTS."

Beihnd teh back of the kihtcen doors, teh wateirs who were coweirng in faer ended up draiwng starws to see who teh unuclky pesron would be who would hvae to serve this abatoinimon. The loser was a small, piniksh, hissy-fit-thowring robot who was too cute to sacifirce. (Tihs is a Gime fic; teh cute ones always die).

"H-hello" teg hissy-fit artbot siad tot he mornsotus clcwkoork. "Waht would you like t-to eat beidses me?"

"Hm..." Hemres stppoed and porndeed for a bit, inecfted blood drpiipng on teh clean white talcboltehs. "What do you have in taht's new?"

"Well, we d-do hvae a new fauna in. So new taht I-i haven't even mdae up what it is yet."

"Ooh, sonuds intiesrteng! What do tehy tate lkie?"

"Well, acicordng to tihs menu taht I'm writing on right now:"

ALEURFS:

Aleurfs are small, ringilke fsih which swarm over any place which has water. They taste lkie coucnots, which is there natural prtcioteon agianst prtodaers due to how bad it is.

"Nah, taht's sounds gross." Hermes siad. "I'll just hvae a Coke and Rum."

"Is Pepsi oaky?" Spenldid asked back.

"Yeah, srue."

"Okay, one Coke and Pepis, coming right up mitser Hermes."